On paper, the outfit was definitely the most “me. She’s colombian, and like most of the colombian women i’ve met in my life, she prefers form-fitting cuts. Maybe it was the tummy poking out? Either way, she brought on the praise, and it sort of felt like progress. Rest your quickly and erratically beating heart, fellow fat guy.
That falls inside the neckline to emphasize the lengthening v-neck effect. I spent the first two decades of my life following the first rule, truly believing that the sight of my back boobs in a tight tee would traumatize all of earth’s inhabitants.